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dadgumgenius's avatar

OK, this is about the funniest thing I've ever read. I actually called a very funny college friend and read the entire column out loud to her. I thought we both were going to laugh our heads off.

Your first three thoughts are priceless. Also, I've never heard the term, "thirst-posting." And the Politico quote about "rakish Uncle John..." -- perfect!

Randomly, as an event planner, I have done two or three events at Tiburon. It was never rocking when I was there as it must have been the other night!

Always keep up your good work. You are bringing much joy to the world.

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Marisa Kabas's avatar

this is the nicest comment ever??? thank you!

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Shire Jansen's avatar

You are seriously amazing, tenacious and funny! 💙

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Deborah's avatar

thank you for that. humor helps so so much! sending chuckles and best wishes to you.

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Dr.FrancesScully's avatar

Hi Marisa,

I am so pleased to see a brave Nazi and right wing horribles fighter with such a wonderful sense of humour. I think its the best way to survived the horribles . Defeat them at every ballot box, school, municipal and so on. Its best of all if it is also possible to have fun doing this. So kudos to you. Happiness, non violent reigning in, success, peace and joy are in my view the best forms of revenge. Thank you, Frances Scully

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Simply Fab's avatar

I love the pettiness. The writing makes it Oscar-Wilde-like. It's been a valid way to cope for all of us since the bwginning of times.

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Bh's avatar

HaHaHa! Great snooping around with you.

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Tom Wescott's avatar

Hercule and Mr Moto have nothing on you! Funny. Thanks.

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SHAUNE RALPH's avatar

I enjoyed following the path of your investigation.

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Woke Marxist Pope's avatar

Make this a regular thing please!

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Notes On Useful Beauty's avatar

Did writing about this help your brain? :-)

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Harvey Mushman's avatar

Always drop the lanyard it makes you look cheesey

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